We spent the better part
of the past week trying to make the dashboard and console covers look good. Or, you know, better.
This has been a lot more time-consuming than we originally thought. We had imagined covering up aluminum
panels with wood veneer wouldn't be much different than covering them with shelf paper. Cut the
material close to the right size, peel off the backing and stick it on, get rid of the bubbles,
then trim with an x-acto knife. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two.
Veneer rough cut with tin snips
A couple of things, though. First of all, wood veneer is not shelf paper. You can't cut it with an x-acto
knife, at least not without risking serious injury, or worse, damage to your project. Veneer is way
tougher than you might've thought. Not because of the wood. The wood is only 1/32" thick and will
splinter like matchsticks if you bend it too far. It's the backing. They call it paper,
but it's not like any kind of paper we've ever seen. It's more like flexible steel. Except it's not
all that flexible.
I can understand why they use it. The backing keeps the thin wood from splintering like the
aforementioned matchsticks. Unfortunately it also makes cutting and trimming the veneer an all-day
job. After you stick the veneer in place, you trim it as close as you can with a utility knife, and
then spend the next hour or two sanding the rest of it away. The wood sands away faster than the paper,
but eventually the backing succumbs to the sanding block and ends up as small scraps of paper and
paper dust on the floor.
And there's another problem. If you veneer only the top of an aluminum sheet, it's hard to hide
the fact that the sheet is not actually wood, because you can still see the shiny aluminum on the
sides. It's a dead giveaway. Up until now we weren't sure how we were going to deal with that. We
thought maybe some kind of paint product would be in order. But it turns out veneer is so tough
that you can actually stick it on the sides of thin aluminum sheet, and trim it down to 0.10" wide
with the sanding block.
Console covers almost look like wood
This makes your thin aluminum sheet look like an actual sheet of wood. A thin sheet, but wood
nonetheless. We thought that was a pretty cool feature, so we wanted to do that with both of the
console covers. The problem with that was, we not only had to trim the veneer edges on the top of
the covers, but also on all four sides. Which turned a one-hour trim job into a five-hour marathon.
For each cover. So we hope that goes a long way toward explaining why we didn't seem to get a
lot done this week.
Glove box door gap should get smaller
But the covers looked great, and we wanted to do the same thing for the dash, and also the glove
box door, but the gap between the door and the hole in the dash was only about 1/16", and 1/32"
veneer on each side would close that gap to about 0/16", which is possibly a little tight. So with
the usual trepidation we tend to experience whenever we attempt to modify parts that took us a long
time to build, we got out the hand files. We filed mostly just the door, because it's small and
would be easier to replace when we destroyed it.
Luckily we didn't destroy it, and with the gap widened to almost 1/8", we went ahead and veneered
the whole door, top, bottom, and sides. It came out looking pretty good, and you could almost believe it's
made out of of wood, so long as you don't look too close. Or pick it up. We'll see if it
fools anyone down the road. Right now the gap is still pretty large, but should be further reduced
when we veneer the sides of the dashboard opening, assuming we can get the veneer to stick in there
with the glove box in place. I'm sure it'll work.
After too many hours of trimming
The veneer is a little pale right now. When you order veneer online, it's not enough to let them
know you want a wood finish. You have to pick a specific type of wood, what they call a "specie".
We assumed that most wooden things were made out of oak, except maybe airplanes and baseball bats, so
that's what we ordered. We actually got Red Oak, which is just like regular oak except with a touch
of red. Hence the name. It's still very light in color, and will need some kind of stain finish in
order to look like real wood.
Stain colors all seem to look about the same
We got a few samples of wood stains from our local Ace hardware store and tried them out on a scrap
of veneer that we'd applied to our old glove box door. We liked the Mahogany stain, but we weren't
sure if Mahogany is the color, or the type of wood you're supposed to use it on. Not that it should
matter. You shouldn't get in trouble for using one type of wood stain on another type of wood. It's
a free country. Anyway, we like the way Mahogany stain looks on Red Oak, so that's what we're going
with. Don't tell anyone.